Give me your money

Beginning today, you can talk to me on the phone for USD 0.30 per minute.
So, if you are just dying to talk to a clinically depressed social retard, please call 1-888-MY-ETHER ext. 01557686 or click the button below.

Some questions you could ask me:

  • What is your favourite colour?
  • Sufjan Stevens is not gay. What the fuck is wrong with you?
  • Will taking Paxil up my indie-cred?
  • You accuse a lot of people of being gay. Have you ever thought you might be projecting?
  • Am I too fat?
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