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Some questions you could ask me:
- What is your favourite colour?
- Sufjan Stevens is not gay. What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Will taking Paxil up my indie-cred?
- You accuse a lot of people of being gay. Have you ever thought you might be projecting?
- Am I too fat?