Monthly Archives: November 2006

The most popular white-couch-owning, television-watching, white middle class stock image couple of all time

Mr. and Mrs. Joker Face on Cogeco.ca Mr. and Mrs. Joker Face on LITE-ON’s coporate web site Mr. and Mrs. Joker Face on Zip.ca One fake stock image couple, three different web sites. What is the allure of this couple? … Continue reading

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I finally know what I want to do with my life

I want to be a Colombian drug lord. Not just any drug lord, but a Colombian one (with a proper Colombian passport and everything). I guess my next immediate priority is finding me a Colombian wife.

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The way to the "Future of Health" as seen by Taisho Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd.

Self-medication: well, I am up for it since it kinda sounds like their version of future health is going to make it easier to get me some of that sweet, sweet black market benzos.

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The following bands will become uncool on November 14

In addition to having their single and video pre-loaded on Zune, Cansei de Ser Sexy is featured on the front page of Zune’s web site. Hot Chip’s video for “Over & Over” comes pre-loaded with Zune. It is also prominently … Continue reading

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The Spiegel Brothers Mystery

Did you know Spike Jonze, the guy who used to be Sofia Coppola’s husband, has a little brother? Well, he has one and the man’s name is Squeak E. Clean. Here’s a nice picture of the two brothers. Left: Adam … Continue reading

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