Category Archives: me

I've just had the greatest idea ever

Will I find it to be really lame next week? We will see.

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I finally know what I want to do with my life

I want to be a Colombian drug lord. Not just any drug lord, but a Colombian one (with a proper Colombian passport and everything). I guess my next immediate priority is finding me a Colombian wife.

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God, I hate Death Cab for Cutie

And I hate Postal Service even more. Just needed to reiterate that.

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When I grow up, I want to be Jeff Harris

I want to work for Maclean’s, be friends with Douglas Coupland and Bruce LaBruce, and grow a creepy moustache. Yeah, and I want to be a princess.

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Can this be good?

My therapist tells me that I “have certain redeeming qualities” and that I “have much to offer in a relationship.” This can’t be good, can it?

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Who knew being a psycho gets you a car?

Just the other day, my parents offered me a 2007 Volkswagen Rabbit as a ‘graduation gift’ despite the fact that it’s been three years since I’ve graduated from high school, and I won’t be graduating from the university for at … Continue reading

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You've got bipolar disorder*

*Update: It’s been downgraded to “depression with bipolar characteristics.”

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